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This is a link post Football, and all that
Sorry. Anyway, it's a twitter feed from a Times journalist tweeting from the Magistrates Court appearance of John Terry regarding alleged racist abuse.

Unintentionally quite funny. It all goes a bit Derek and Clive when discussing what was actually said.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you allowed to use Twitter in court now?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Only under certain circumstances
There has to be an application to the judge who then has to allow it, and if using a phone it is supposed to have all it's other functions turned off, although I know this isn't possible.

*waves from the Crown Court*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with your appeal

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll never take me alive copper!
etc etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a footballer out there or indeed anyone who has anything remotely to do with football that isn't a twat?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Not on current evidence
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post jimmy hill?
oh no wait
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post One
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 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's kind of the other extreme though, isn't it?
Is there one out there who is just, well, 'alright'?

Or better still, normal?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Weirdly
Robbie Savage is surprisingly nice in person (in my experience), despite looking like a complete wazzock.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see that. He does comes across alright/normal in interviews.
But then he has ridiculous hair and drives a white lamborghini
www1.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Robbie+Savage+Out+Wilmslow+UK+Lamborghini+-4yGdwQGRMFl.jpg

I always assumed Paul Scholes might be alright. Seems quite a humble person contrasted with his remarkable ability.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought Didier Drogba was a twat
then he meant and built a hospital out of his own wodge in his home village, just to prove me wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, talk about confirmation bias

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah - I like this tweet:
Ferdinand now asked to show the court what a "shagging gesture" looks like
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So childish
isn't it? It's like two schoolkids in the headmaster's office: 'Yeah, sir, but he said such and such about my Mum....'
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the follow up tweet too:
For clarity, "shagging gesture" demonstrated by Ferdinand in court was fist clenched, right arm across midriff, arm pumped to and fro
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)