
When groups of homosexuals stand around and urinate on another they exclaim "Wheee!!" and "Oh, boy!!".
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Me and my mates say that when we all stand around and urinate on each other. And we're 110% definitely not gay.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)

...and that, your honour, is all the defence wish to say.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

We're so straight that we have a straightness surplus. That means we can afford to be a bit gay because we've always got plenty of straight in reserve. That's how they explained it to me anyway....
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Tell us about them. What else did they tell you was normal?
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)

The pamphlets were right. They're so devious, those gays...
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)

*proffers drink*
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)