The idea of doing this before work each day horrifies me to the fucking bone.
Honestly. I was once doing a bit of consultancy work* in Somerfield and a shout came over the tannoy for the "2o'clock rumble". I thought some chavs had grabbed the mike and were being knobs.
No. Apparently that's the time every staff member has to go face up the shelves. Corporate fuckwittery. You must appear to be having fun at your job or you're not being productive! Any one not taking part in the "fun" will be subject to disciplinary action.
*Worked security there for a few days, for my sins.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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Pull all the products to the front of the shelves
and turn them so the labels face outwards.
I used to work in a Homebase. We didn't have to do any singing, one look at our lime green uniforms told us exactly who owned us...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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