I was hoping the guy who came out carrying the big panel was going to *spang* him.
*waits for another opportunity*
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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^this^
the enthusiasm on the cameraman is immense
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:06,
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America is a vile place.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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We create this type of negative promotion to keep the undesirables away.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:06,
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It's not working - the USA is jam-packed with undesirables.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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See! It's working!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:13,
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you're such a deleter.
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18,
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Stop being a cunt.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20,
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I WAS BORN THIS WAY
deleter
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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what isn't b3ta?
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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You know.
(im just re-using your pompous quote from earlier)
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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which quote is that?
most of what i say is pompous so you can narrow it down for me if you like.
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:36,
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The one earlier, up there ^
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:39,
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about you being a deleter?
i said that cos i went to see if you replied to me and you'd deleted so i said deleter. you can read more than that into it if you like. but hey if it's getting on your nerves...
deleter.
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:44,
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You are the first person ever I now have on ignore.
Bye.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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i'm quite shocked that a troll like yourself is actually spitting the dummy.
shocked and a little bit proud.
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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I AGREE WITH SOLLETICO
unless pissflaps changes his fucking sig
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:50,
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Well, I must say that I'm glad we got that all out in the open and addressed.
Tea anyone?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:59,
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Only if I can dunk my jammy dodger
in your lapsang souchong.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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Are you Father McGillicuddy?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:33,
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UK is a vile place.
(JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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THE U.K.
Not just "UK". When did this slip into our language? I keep hearing about things that will happen "in UK", or will have an effect "on UK"...
It's still "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland", isn't it? Did I miss a meeting?
(TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:22,
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You don't need to hold a meeting to approve every evolutionary step in the English language
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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They do in France.
(I have never heard of "uk" as opposed to "the uk". Ever)
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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This explains the poor turn out...
...whenever I organise one. Even the free biscuits aren't a big enough draw.
(TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:40,
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You're right.
It was lazy. And not true of course ;-).
(JamTallons, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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U luv Gerry Adams.
& AIDS
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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I bet working there is like working at foxconn do they have suicide netting?
(Scientiread a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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and they are all allowed to own guns.
America!
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05,
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walmart is the biggest retailer of handguns in the usa.
or something.
(tickleI was away, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:21,
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FUCK YEAH!
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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Is MONEY not a reason for enough motivation?
(imchockedCAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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I'd want paying extra for putting up with this kind of shit
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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The idea of doing this before work each day horrifies me to the fucking bone.
Honestly. I was once doing a bit of consultancy work* in Somerfield and a shout came over the tannoy for the "2o'clock rumble". I thought some chavs had grabbed the mike and were being knobs.
No. Apparently that's the time every staff member has to go face up the shelves. Corporate fuckwittery. You must appear to be having fun at your job or you're not being productive! Any one not taking part in the "fun" will be subject to disciplinary action.
*Worked security there for a few days, for my sins.
(MaffersI flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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That is actually quite a humiliating thing to do.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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face up the shelves?
the meaning of this eludes me.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:45,
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Pull all the products to the front of the shelves
and turn them so the labels face outwards.
I used to work in a Homebase. We didn't have to do any singing, one look at our lime green uniforms told us exactly who owned us...
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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I didn't think that a job could be any more soul destroying. Then I saw this.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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If you were sending up to space a 1 minute video of each country.
this actually sums up US pretty well.
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:15,
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in case you ever wondered what Ned Flanders did for a living
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:16,
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Sadly this also happens at Asda in the UK also.
Its called a huddle. They all get together and do stuff like this. Its sick. The Walmart Shareholders annual Meeting is also vile. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rkkma5RpEA&feature=related
(Fluffster, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:57,
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That was disgusting.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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:(
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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Oh Jesus cracking fucking christ!
don't they sell bullets in wallmart?
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:33,
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Christ...
...went to the short lived Hooters in Bristol. Never before have I seen such cold, dead eyes behind fake smiles...
So then I just looked at their tits again.
(Megamoss, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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COMMENTS ABOUT GUNS!
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:22,
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oh my god
is america is really like this? couldn't imagine doing this in work before serving someone a pint
(Claude Speedwas a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37,
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