Go wrap it in barbed wire & shove it up your gaping, maggot-spewing anus, cuntlord.
;)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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Arf! You're always good for a laugh.
Any plans for the weekend?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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Honestly, don't ask- I don't want to bum /links out with a litany of ubershitness.
Yourself?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Everythings gravy in the Amadeus household
Got a new toy arriving today.
A fancy pants HD free-view recorder so I can get rid of virgin.
So this weekend is going to be spent playing piano, watching telly and transferring around 15 gallons of homebrew wine from one vessel to another.
Sorry to hear about your Übershitness
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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S'not all bad. I *may* be seeing Herbs tomorrow.
I really must think about homebrewing...I've had some smashing homebrew wine.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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I do find it a marvelous way to acquire a large amount of cheap alcohol
Got some very drinkable recipes if you want them
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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My batch of ale is conditioning at the moment
Tempted to start up some wine/cider type concoction in the meantime
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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I can't wait until our apples are ready, they make beautiful cider. Should really get soe wine going too,
got loads of black currants and loganberries ready. Nice job for the weekend methinks. Thanks for reminding me.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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Never attempted wine before
So it should be a larf! Though I did do a cider once years ago. It went wrong. I made my Brother drink it. I am a cruel sibling.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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Ooof! your poor brother! I used to have a six foot screw beam press in the back garden, we made 500 gallons one year,
Got invited to an awful lot of barbeques, donated that to the town orchard though, it is quite a silly amount of cider to have kicking about. Just got a small press now, home made from a car jack, threaded bar, some oak and an old washing machine drum. It works beautifully. Wine is a bit more difficult to do than cider, Just make sure everything is nicely sterile, get your yeast going first and don't forget the sugar, In fact ask amadeus, he seems to be very sage in these matters. Most of all have fun!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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*nods sagely*
Make sure every things clean.
I use VWP as it rinses nicely and doesn't leave a taste.
Once yeast is going you'll get a nice CO2 layer that will protect the brew from infections so long as no foreign bodies get in.
Unless you own a vineyard don't be a snob about making "prison brew"
I've made very nice brews using white grape juice from supermarket and fruit tea bags.
Dissolve suger in boiling water until clear before adding to the mix.
Only add the yeast when the temp is in the mid 20's or you'll just kill it.
Don't go mad and add twice as much sugar as required. You'll just get a very sweet wine.
Yeast generally dies at around 17% proof with a few going to 22% but don't taste that good.
Praise the yeast organism for the wonder it is.
This little feller gobbles sugar, pisses alcohol and farts CO2.
When it comes to clearing you have a choice. Leave things to settle by themselves over a couple of weeks or add some isinglass.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass
This is why most wine is not vegetarian btw.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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If you are a veggie, settle, rack, settle, rack the more times you do it the clearer it gets.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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This is generally what I do too
I have such an abundance of the stuff i'm in no hurry for it to clear.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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YOU DREADFUL NONCE STOP GROOMING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!111
Thank you, yes- I would be interested in a gander.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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Helpful email in your Gaz box
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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Awwwww!! it's so sweet to see you two playing so nicely together!
:D Who wants ice cream?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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I decided to be nice and helpful today after all the agro of the past few days.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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Oh you scamp..... *ruffles hair*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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Why's your hand down his.......
...oh I see
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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You're MEANT to ruffle *head* hair.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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I think alot of people are in the same mood, it's nice to see a couple of old faces back here too.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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