How to wash a cat....
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
With love, The Dog.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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HAHAHAHHAA!
I just spat my tea out.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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the other way to wash a cat.
1 get a cat harness
2 try and fit cat to cat harness
3 attend trauma room with multiple lacerations to arms face and neck
4 swear at the cat a bit
5 with a blanket heldd in both hands attempt to drape the blanket over the cat so as to soothe them with darkness
6 attend a&e after tripping on loose end of blanket and falling face first in to the coffee table loosing three front teeth in the process.
7 finaly with the cat wrapped in your arms survey the wreckedge of what was your home and buy a dog instead
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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