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for rumours to start
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)
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He touched my penis when i was a kid and told me he'd make me a star.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he mention Uranus?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
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He fired his 'special' rocket up it :-(
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He sent his 'deep space probe' past your 'outer rim' huh?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
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He said he wanted to explore my event horizon.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he go wild in your mutara nebula?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard him say he wanted to ursa minor

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he wanted to put his penis in your anus.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, paedophillia, the funniest of crimes

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Your dad is a right comedian.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post As is Stewart Lee

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he touch uranus?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He played the xylophone with my balls.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jam meister!! Happy Candles!!!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you most kindly!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLLLEESS!!! HAPPY THEM!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy dynamite day!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he used to print out miniaturised images of nudey ladies and pin them to the fence at the bottom of his garden. Then he'd "discover" them through his telescope while frantically taking notes.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)