
Although I can understand the duck's frustration. A lot of bars sell crisps nowadays.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)

All other duck jokes below, please.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, Cash or cheque? and the duck says, Just put it on my bill.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Put it into a microwave until its Bill Withers.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)