
I wrote a letter to Whiskers once to see if they wanted a sample of my armpit hair because my cats loved sniffing it so much.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Before visiting a mate recently I was warned about his vicious cat. Once I was sitting on his sofa she proceeded to sit on my lap and purr happily for my whole visit. Once I got up to leave she decided to attack my mate's ankles.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Round a friends and just about to pick up the cat and my mate shouts, 'NOOOO, she'll have your face off!!' I picked her up and tickled her to a purring mess and she followed me down the garden path when I left :)
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

A mate of mine (sisters ex boyfriend) once wrote a letter to Tescos (I think) threatening to contaminate their pic and mix with go-cat if they didn't reduce the price of their beans.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

asking who played the cyclops in the Sinbad films.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Seems about the right level of intelligence.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)