Ooh, gawd. So, mainly puking? Not shitting. Or both?
I'm not getting off on this, btw: I want to know whether the press are overplaying the symptoms.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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It started off with a vomit
and then the poo came. And then it was simultaneous vomit and poo, and then it was only poo. I use the term 'poo' very loosely (har har). It was pretty traumatising, even when I wasn't vomitting I still had mega stomach pain, but a day or two after I was right as rain again.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Vomiting from both ends.
If you'd pinned me to a fence and spun me I'd have been like a Catherine Wheel. Also shivers, hallucinations, and every joint in my body felt arthritic. And my bumhole was somewhat reminiscent of a squashed blood-orange.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
haha - reminds me of the time a mate of mine who is a chronic alcoholic drank white spirit in desparation. Shit just poured out of him, he resorted to cutiing two leg-holes in a bin bag, taping them airtight and wearing this as a shit collector for the rest of the day whilst crying.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:28,
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Just why?
It's not even alcohol...
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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It's not?
*stops drinking, throws bottle away*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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Went down with that New Year's Eve about five years back.
I'd visited family in hospital that afternoon and gone out on the piss for the evening. Over the space of about 30 mins I went from perfectly fine to stomach cramps and uncontrollable vomiting. Got home, then the shits kicked in. Spent the next day and a half alternating between puking and shitting, feeling like death the whole time.
Couldn't face proper food until a few days after. Spent the intervening period eating soup at about a spoonful an hour.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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