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This is a link post Just a lion roaring
But funnily enough doing an exact impression of the sounds I was making last week when I had the Norovirus.
(Leemondus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more snowballs.
Edit: Just seen this on the beeb:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20978904

Does it remind anyone else of the portrait of Vigo in Ghostbusters?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You are-a like ze buzzing of flies to heeeem
Vigo looked exactly like my childhood piano teacher.

PS I, Kate Middleton, scourge of Bolton, sorrow of Neasden, command you etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The artist has skillfully managed to make her look like she is in her mid forties
She must be delighted
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It really is terrible, just take a photo of her FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't even unnecessarily harsh criticism
that is an absolutely horrible portrait of someone. How old is Kate, 31?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, 31 going on 46.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:37, Reply)
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Jesus wept. just heard about this on the radio and I now realise they were being kind about it.

It's entirely devoid of anything. It looks like something you'd see on a fucking commemorative plate marking the 25th anniversary of the first episode of Dallas. Awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:33, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:43, Reply)
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:(
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not aimed at you, Glitterballs,
rather my absolute apathy for anything to do with the cunting royal family....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)
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:)
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way he kicks off with traditional roaring then launches into his own dance remix

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw poor kitty has a hairball

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post my dog just ran up
put his nose on the laptop and gave me a look like wtf is that?!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like someone wanking to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the norovirus as bad as they say?
(hope you're fully bonnie now)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the Norovirus for my 30th Bday
...it was great, I was wearing a bucket for 10 hours straight. I wanted to show my bucket off but Norovirus said, there's no fucking way you're leaving that bed bitch.
 (Big Poe, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, gawd. So, mainly puking? Not shitting. Or both?
I'm not getting off on this, btw: I want to know whether the press are overplaying the symptoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You scat fetishist AICMFP.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It started off with a vomit
and then the poo came. And then it was simultaneous vomit and poo, and then it was only poo. I use the term 'poo' very loosely (har har). It was pretty traumatising, even when I wasn't vomitting I still had mega stomach pain, but a day or two after I was right as rain again.
 (Big Poe, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Vomiting from both ends.
If you'd pinned me to a fence and spun me I'd have been like a Catherine Wheel. Also shivers, hallucinations, and every joint in my body felt arthritic. And my bumhole was somewhat reminiscent of a squashed blood-orange.
 (Leemondus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
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haha - reminds me of the time a mate of mine who is a chronic alcoholic drank white spirit in desparation. Shit just poured out of him, he resorted to cutiing two leg-holes in a bin bag, taping them airtight and wearing this as a shit collector for the rest of the day whilst crying.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
...

Just why?

It's not even alcohol...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not?
*stops drinking, throws bottle away*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Went down with that New Year's Eve about five years back.
I'd visited family in hospital that afternoon and gone out on the piss for the evening. Over the space of about 30 mins I went from perfectly fine to stomach cramps and uncontrollable vomiting. Got home, then the shits kicked in. Spent the next day and a half alternating between puking and shitting, feeling like death the whole time.

Couldn't face proper food until a few days after. Spent the intervening period eating soup at about a spoonful an hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going on a cruise ship next Friday.
I'll let you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing odd there
our Lucifer sounds off just like that every afternoon, letting Regent's Park know who's boss
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post beatbox lion is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)