
I'm guessing you're not currently fighting off the amorous advances of Mr Right? ;)
( , Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)

...assuming I'm forgiven for the bearded ginger comment.
edit:this is true, by the way, although something tells me I'm sort of sabotaging my own position by digging out old SMBC comics on a Saturday night.
Hang on... what the hell are you doing here?!
( , Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

And so am staying in & playing drums. Badly.
You are forgiven for the bearded ginger comment. You terrible person, you.
( , Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:25, Reply)

They're just the sort I go for. God help them if they're into science too.
( , Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:31, Reply)

I've just remembered I was supposed to be going to my mates birthday party tonight.
Bugger.
( , Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Just have a whole birthday cake to yourself, drink a couple of bottles of wine and spew it all up on the carpet (filming it all in portrait).
Then send him the video. Apology will be accepted, I'm sure.
( , Sat 6 Apr 2013, 22:57, Reply)