
"When the local sheriff's office raids your house on suspicion of drug trafficking and kidnapping but all they find is a bunch of suits and a lemon pound cake, but they accidentally gave you all the footage you need for your next music video.
As a follow up, when he went to the sheriff's office (with a news crew in tow) to retrieve the cash they decided to hold onto, it consistently came up $400 short."
www.fox19.com/2022/11/30/sheriffs-office-comes-up-400-short-returning-cash-afroman-after-home-raid/"
( , Wed 4 Jan 2023, 22:52, Reply)

Or, maybe, one of them just got high.
( , Thu 5 Jan 2023, 1:16, Reply)

and justify themselves with whatever on earth they could come up with.
They should have some kind of provenance (a word I often can't remember but was in this article) for who raised the complaint: a primo cunto and should take a look at themselves.
( , Fri 6 Jan 2023, 8:24, Reply)