And while I'm at it.
Man has sex with a beach (while his girlfriend watches) in order to get dinner.
Edit: And it's a Geoduck, which REALLY looks rude. wdfw.wa.gov/fishing/shellfish/geoduck/
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:48,
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What...
...the...fuck...
I'll never feel safe on a beach ever again.
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Do you get the impression he's doing that to impress her?
I get that impression. 'Hey crazy chick with a camara, look, I can pull dicks out of the beach, now lets fuck! Yeh!?'
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..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:02,
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Lovely kiss at the end
Nothing more romantic than reaching down into the wet sand to pull out a... thing.
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And these few videos is why I love /links
You guys rock :)
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:51,
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Absolute brilliance.
Just when you think he's going to get sucked down into the muck never to return, he emerges with a monster of a fucking what??
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What the name of all that is Holy is that fuckin thing?
I dug this geoduck on
edit: Did a bit of reading up on these bad boys and there's definately something not right. "They attain their maximum size by about 15 years, and can live at least as long as 168 years"
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acab, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 6:43,
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168 years?
I DEMAND to know how they can claim such an accurate figure.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:57,
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Growth ring analysis apparently
like counting the rings on trees, they count layers of the shell (I presume it's the shell)
manandmollusc.net/geoduck.html ctrl f and search for 'ring'. You know you want to...
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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...and then they fucked
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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