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This is a link post Bacon sandwich scientifically proven to cure hangover
Ronseal.

We all knew it anyway. Haha, suck it vegetarians!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post vege's don't eat bacon, lolz etc.
So basically you need carbs and protein to increase metabolism, a walk would help too I guess.

Bacon jokes are lame, as are vege jokes, weeble did it all, there is nowhere left to go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post .....*vegan handbag*
ooOOOOooohhh...
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I object to making handbags out of vegans

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to take 2 nurofen first though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Being veggie found to reduce heart diseases and risk of cancer.
Haha, suck it meaty eaters!

XD

What do you do if you just don't like bacon?
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Buy better bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not actually what they discovered...
...they just discovered that vegetarians tend to have a lower incidence of those diseases. That does not mean that their diet decreases the risk. It could also be that vegetarians tend to drink and smoke less than meat-eaters. Or that their sanctimonious attitude forms a natural cancer barrier :)
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm vegetarian....
...and I smoke and drink like a bastard.

/getscancerandsellsstoryblog
 (I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
a little of what you like like does you good
a lot of what you like does you in
same old story

I'm not sanctimonious, being veggie is just part of how I live. I don't rub it in people faces, but get pissed when when others do that to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i found that eating meat makes me 87% less annoying to everyone else

(iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Veggies can be an irritating and pedantic breed
usually it's the new ones.
As a lifelong veg I've seen and heard it all,
and I'm bored to death of the useless debate.

So for the record: Eat whatever the fuck you like, but where possible buy from local sources, at least the animals are better treated, produce a higher quality of meat, and it's more economical for the environment.

And stop making shit jokes about veggies, only funny ones please (I'd like to hear some funny ones, I've only ever heard a couple in 28 years):-p
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the lesson
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals,
it's because I hate vegetables - Woody Allen
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No lesson
Opinions are like arse-holes, everybody has one, I just don't like being classified as a sanctimonious pedant just cos I don't eat meat.

Only joke I can remember is from Simpsons when Lisa meets a 'level 9 vegan, I don't eat anything that may have had a shadow'
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like bacon either
I find the taste a bit overpowering. But hey! good news for those who do!
 (Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:32, Reply)