"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about Pakistan. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old economy. Ordinary Americans believe in change, they want less climate change, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in change."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)
"These people haven't had sweet fairies for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Asda Sausages and their Muslims and their religions. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have orgasms."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:36, Reply)
Fluffy Minge !

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about c*mming on your sisters t*ts. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old w*nk. Ordinary Americans believe in b*mming, they want less
w*nking, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in *rse r*pe."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:41, Reply)
"These people haven't had cure for aids for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their period pains and their goatse and their tubgirl. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have oral sex."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)
These people haven't had sex for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their cock and their arse and their minge. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have sex
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:09, Reply)
"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about rape. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old nonces. Ordinary Americans believe in Negros, they want less MEGANONCES, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in cake."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:36, Reply)
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about rape. We need to get past all the bastards and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming cunts. We need holes, not pricks. Holes are our anal sex. And we need to have change in rape"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 7:56, Reply)
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about chasisty. We need to get past all the ducks and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming naked molerats. We need board nazis, not otters. Board nazis are our freedom. And we need to have change in chasisty."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, Reply)
"These people haven't had bunnies for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their arseaids and their lazer arse aids and their mega lazer arse aids. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have constant sex."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:20, Reply)
"These people haven't had frottage for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their pustules and their anuses and their rick astley. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have kittens."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, Reply)