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This is a link post Clapham North's 'thought for the day'
In an attempt to give their customers a bit of pep, someone at the station puts these tiresome, trite homilies on a whiteboard every morning. One of my friends dutifully posts it to Facebook too. Ugh. If travelling on the Northern Line in the morning wasn't hateful enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *feels motivated*

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hey hands off my motivation
Unless you warm your hands first
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post “A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business."
Cunts at Tottenham Court Road regularly have these. The other week they had "The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today" or some other such bollocks. I actually burst out laughing when I saw it. What's so funny? asked station staff.

"The irony. You over-unionised bastards are always on strike."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post When Bob Crow died
The staff at Warren Street erected a little shrine to him with a big photo on an easel and flowers. It was quite nice, actually.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post sad cunts

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably did it on work time too the bloody wastrels.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "Congrats to our lovely couple who got engaged last night at our thought of the day board. Glad we were a part of your amazing proposal"
Fucking. CUNTS.
Also: The main quote writer has the handwriting of a mental/girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nauseating isn't it
Vanity is the devil's favourite sin
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post One for Tabs....

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Methinks that missive is in perfect order.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Faust is a masterpiece. Genuinely.
Reducing Goethe to platitudes mindlessly scrawled on white boards, less so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Swanwick did a re-telling of Faust called Jack Faust
Simply fabulous book, incredible
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Very +ve reviews on amazon too.
Cheers, ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post See:
www.b3ta.com/links/1237177
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post All systems gone, prepare for downcount!
To the war crimes literature tribunal!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post B3tans, there is work to do
these must be enhanced with magenta cocks, try to use some kind of permanent marker
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKGX9tdPeN0
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post faceless public utility tries to be human
fails due to internet mongs
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)