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This is a link post Crazy Lady
8 minutes of audio from a New Zealand Radio show, reading out a text exchange after a one-night stand. It's amazing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord, amazing stuff in content
and also in accent! NZ to the max!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I did think
If they'd done it in any other accent, it would have been less amusing, and more scary.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing to ask a NZ'er is...
The Bear likes a Beer after Sex.
 (Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Chrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrist on a bike. That's three flavours of barking mad.
I really want to know what she did on Saturday night to freak him out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post mintle

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post or just read the original texts for yourself without an annoying pair of radio dee jay fuckheads going on for 8 minutes
imgur.com/a/r5kEb
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I think he gives a very good dramatic reading of it.

He should do a bit of Beckett next.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thx, much better that
gave up listening after a minute, "annoying" is putting it mildly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It got worse ...
imgur.com/a/vWLtB
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She said she was pregnant and it was his!?! Fucking hell!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh oh.........

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She comes over as a little needy.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks* & passes on.
This is what you call the DOWNSIDE of unlimited texts
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's his own fault for lying to her.
Twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Murray from Flight of the Conchords?

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to me more like a girl with a sense of humour, sitting with her mates and having a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)