Fancy toilet
Click on either Male or Female for an awkwardly dubbed description of how this fancy toilet will shoot a jet of water up your bum or vag. A
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
My God I would never get off the thing.
The voice-over is marvelous.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:56,
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How quaint.
Have they not learned to use the three shells yet?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:21,
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"it's been my pleasure"
Like it. I do like fancy hotel foot baths, but part of normal life is having a little clag, I think.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:27,
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I bet..
..the remote control whiffs a bit and may be sticky
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Signify, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:29,
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I just want to know; if I set it on the Vag clean setting, will it wash and dry my balls or call me a pervert? I don't need to be judged by a toilet, especially considering what they do for a living...
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:47, Reply)
I like how the male version is a sales pitch, whereas the female one sounds more like an extract from a bad romance novel.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I would love a woman that is worried about ending up with "a wet back"
but still goes ahead.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 1:35,
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every toilet in thailand has a mini shower hose next to it. you spray your arse, then dry with the toilet paper (if there is any...) then drop the paper in the bin. its actually quite nice. imagine all those times after a really hot curry and you have a shit. the ring of fire burns like fuck sometime. where as the bum gun sorts it out immediately. im definitely getting one installed when i rturn to the uk.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)