*informs Santa*
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:30,
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hahaha! That is ridiculous looking!
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:35,
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I wouldn't like to get caught in the rain in it, it'd weigh something rotten.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:37,
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and most likely shrink
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:43,
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"would"?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:43,
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Well..erm..thanks!
But you're not really my type.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:51,
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Well, this is awkward.
*puts pants on, calls taxi, leaves bushes*
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:54,
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He's having sex with your neighbours dog, i'm leaving him.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:24,
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That's no dog, it's a kangaroo made up to look like a dog.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:27,
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The only thing living next door
is an 83 year old woman who has had a stroke.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:29,
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That is some twisted, deviant stuff, man.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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a stroke of what?
(LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:48,
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the top of pissflaps head as he went down on her dog kangaroo
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:52,
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Whatever the fuck it is it's going to need counselling after this.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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*has a lie down*
(LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:24,
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Yeti
For next fancy dress
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:42,
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I'm going to be the talk of Morrisons when i stalk the aisles wearing this bad boy.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:45,
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See "Snuggie"
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:49,
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Snuggies are for girls
That thing is made for a real man no afraid to sport a bit of wool.
(flirting with badgersWhat? It sounded good at the time., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:05,
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I thought Wales was filled with such men...
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:12,
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looks like the 'new' Robocop.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:58,
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Ha!!!
"This time it's vegan and on a trust fund...".
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:00,
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