How I'm Building An Egg Empire
I made this!
Having not had much work in the last year, I've decided to become an entrepreneur (or eggtrepeneur - ha ha), and have set up an egg delivery business serving my local neighbourhood.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 11:23, Reply)
Makes sense.
Good luck to your sir, on your adventure to conquer social media eggstremely quickly.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Feb 2026, 11:49,
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Isn't there a Japanese company providing square eggs?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:02,
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Squeggs?
Isn't that where people buy sausage rolls?
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:15,
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I remember Viz doing an advert for Roundland, like Poundland, but all products being round. Could do similar with Squeggs, with square pasties, square sandwiches, sausage rolls etc.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 22:47, Reply)
I'm sure this doesn't help, but
this morning on the way to the grocers I saw two chickens standing on the side of the road, and I thought of you.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 21:14,
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