any suggestions b3tans?
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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Some people
just don't want plastic dicks shoved up their arses.
(theniwokeuphas been awake since, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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There's no pleasing some folk
Or was that pleasuring, I can't decide...
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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"I am a straight male and I get sexually stimulated simply by having a bowel movement or releasing gas."
(JamTallons, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:32,
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:-)
I thought that was a strange comment, too!
Takes all sorts, I guess!
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:34,
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.....honestly your honour."
sounds like the lamest defence after being caught frantically masturbating in a public loo.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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that must be distressing.
and messy
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:49,
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you would prefer a real one?
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:49,
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what's she going to hang the washing out with now?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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Maybe she had to buy a tumble drier.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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good luck getting that up his arse
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:37,
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Pegging, you say?
(SpleepShit, or get off the internet., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:43,
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shopped images only please
no self-portrait pics
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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How did you know? !?
And maybe I LIKED being pegged.
:(
(SpleepShit, or get off the internet., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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Roseanne's barr?
(sandcrackeris eh, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:27,
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watch Peep Show.
There's an episode about that.
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:03,
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she should get him really really drunk.
worked on me AND IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
(tickleI was away, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:26,
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*drops monocle*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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ha!
(tickleI was away, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:56,
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If I had a reddit account
I'd tell her to sit on his face, then shit in his mouth... and then when he's bent over the toilet/bin being violently sick - shove it up him, BAM! Jobs a goodun!
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:19,
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Best set of comments there:
Pretend you are drunker than you really are and then just ram it up in there. Then say "Oops, sorry!", but don't stop. You can thank me later.
Remember, if he's crying and begging you to stop it just means he's really into it, keep on pounding away.
Up next: How to get rid of your dead boyfriend's body without the cops finding out.
(Nostreborcan't be everything all the time., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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