
And don't forget to click-through for more guides on how to do home-bodged stupid underwater stunts that used to kill people in the last few centuries until someone worked out what the fuck was going on and took measures to limit the lethality of breathing compressed air.
Until then, carry on fuckwitting!
( , Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:55, Reply)

Come on Joefish, you know you want to. I for one am trying it in the bath
( , Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:11, Reply)

but in looking for an approprite response, I've just seen someone has been inspired to do a live-action version of the Dumb Ways To Die animation. I openly weep. Or 'IOW' for the modern generation.
( , Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:26, Reply)

Probably the least of his worries...
( , Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:40, Reply)

This is one very easy way to kill yourself. If you are interested in diving, search for your local dive club - they are always keen for new members.
Divers are incredibly happy to share their knowledge. I don't dive but two of my work colleagues do (one is an instructor) but they seem to be able to describe hundreds of ways they can kill themselves even after years of training and using professional kit.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:39, Reply)