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This is a link post I demand to have some booze!

5 races where you can get pissed on the move.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have to be pissed just to contemplate doing a marathon.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point

Running goes against pretty much everything I stand for, which, generally, is sitting down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to run regularly
now not so much, but when I did I would always have a couple of beers before, on the odd occasions that I didn't, I ran slower and less far.
 (sithemong, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post From the police

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very much enjoying this whole sentence.
You'll probably appreciate this
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen.
I don't get running and I don't get swimming, which is slower and wetter. Both seem to involve using a lot of energy to end up at the same place you started from.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Marathons seem stupid

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brunel University "beer race"
There used to be an annual 'beer race' (I think it got banned in the late 1980's) where groups of students tied together three-legged-race style would run around a four mile course including about 15 pubs drinking a minimum of half a pint in each one. Watching competitors stagger to the finish line was probably more fun than taking part.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I did something similar when starting at Bournemouth

I think we gave up on the three-legged bit pretty early on though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)