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This is a link post I done a play about having my moob cut off I made this!
A couple of years ago, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. As part of the most middle-class-fallilng-on-my-feet thing ever, I got better and wrote a comedy drama for Radio 4, loosely based on the experience. Oh, and in this version of events, my tumour is a tiny Nigel Farage, because I like getting abuse on Twitter, also satire.

MAKING PLANS WITH NIGEL is on Radio 4 today at 2:15, and available to stream via the link above or BBC Sounds for one month. It stars Mark "Early Doors" Benton as Stu, Sally "Corrie" Lindsay as Natalie and Lewis MacLeod from out off/off of Dead Ringers as the voice of Nigel. Hope you like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a sneak preview and can attest this is very good
(Disclosure: I did help edit an early draft.)
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed Radio 4 would commission something with such controversial politics.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Breast cancer in males is not the taboo it once was.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jul 2019, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Tit rot is no laughing matter.
Nor is the relentless persecution of a principled and reticent man selflessly trying to do right by his country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought reticence and principle had been discarded years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jul 2019, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post So did I, along with the lost art of erudite rhetoric.
But then America elected President Donald Jonn Trump, and a chink of light shone through the darkness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That will be the one he's convinced comes out of his arse.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Jul 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll know how far he's gone
when he shows up on b3ta where all the best of the most brilliant Brits hang out discussing how much smarter they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Donald Trump
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 17 Jul 2019, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm listening now
It's terrific
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 16 Jul 2019, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very, very good
Congrats Mr. Houghton.
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