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This is a link post Identifying psycopaths from their online witterings
Analysing online chat, researchers found patterns that indicate whether Tweeters are narcissistic, Machiavellian, or psychopathic.

"What are some of the Twitter stylings of these undesirables? Curse words. Angry responses to other people, including swearing and use of the word “hate.” Using the word “we.” Using periods. Using filler words such as “blah” and “I mean” and “um.”

I've forwarded mrandrist's output for careful analysis...
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post But why me?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *writes on notepad whilst slowly shaking head*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Although that was a joke
I'm genuinely confused as to why I've been picked out as the weirdo.

I mean, ahead of Pissflaps?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
But you know where you are with Pissy. You on the other hand are a scary dark mystery..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's probably true
I mean, pissflaps would definitely choke you to death with a dead man's dismembered penis, whereas I might.....or I might not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
You pricktease.
 (azgiles, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks over shoulder*
You haven't written anything- it's just a massive cock & balls. AND you had to stick your tongue out to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That took all my concentration

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I punctuate.
There, I admitted it. Surely looking for narcissists on Twitter is like looking for hay in a haystack?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah haha.
I like ALL of this comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)