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This is a link post LOOKATMYFUCKINGREDTROUSERS
GC from years ago, reposted 'cos it's great. Up yours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a Stag Do
a couple of years back where the theme was "posh twats", to take the piss out of the Stag who is basically a massive social climber and pretend-posho (despite actually coming from a comprehensive like the rest of us). So everyone promptly turned up in red trousers, white shirts, and tweed jackets.

Thing was, we were in France. Where it wasn't seen as fancy dress but just as typically English. So I actually had a few people come up and compliment me on 'ow stylish ze traditional Engleeshman iz.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That just made me think of the mayor of bristol.

(DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had a pair of red trousers
But I was young and stupid. I am now old and stupid but without red trousers.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't your balls cold?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He lathers his legs in pig fat
Works for cross Channel swimmers, works for his tube commute.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the smell of pig fat in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you too spazz x

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugs

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post When I were a nipper in Holland
Red trousers denoted the wearer being a follower of Bhagwan. I've associated red trousers with gullible dimwits ever since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus saves, Bhagwan spends

(DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They were over here as well into the eighties
until the day the sannyasins didn't have to. I think he died or something. A guy I knew began to wear green instead and looked just as odd
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)