Landover Baptist Church
they've got me converted.
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octopus footwear raaa, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 14:15,
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www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html
mental, funny, disturbing
I dont know what to say, but good link!
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Nice!
"Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick."
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 17:36,
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But I like "soccer"...
"Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. Make your child aware of this."
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Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 17:55,
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tell me they're joking?!
www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/abstinence.html
"During Spring Break, the number one priority for unsaved boys (especially lustful colored and avaricious Jewish ones) is to take home the trophy prized by pagans the world over: the sweet, warm blood of a virgin."
"the importance of using a 120 SPF so they don't wind up so dark folks think you’re about to knock over a Cancun liquor store"
"Of course, Christian females have a hard time understanding the different parts of the slimy abyss between their legs -- in part, because they have been forbidden to look."
if this page isn't a joke I have officially lost my faith in humanity
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:09,
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