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This is a link post Malvern Police's Take On John Lewis Ad
Couple of things to note about this video, from the Police force in my home town.

1) They have time to make it, as nothing happens in Malvern, though it is the centre of the universe.

And more importantly **SPOILER ALERT**

2) They have TWO dog costumes.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling fake.
The first thing the dogs would've done is sniff each other's arses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post New person!
I'ld say pull up a kitten but we're a bit short right now.
Would a goat be ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not quite finished with the goat
Should be available later today.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurry up, there's a queue you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he wipes it down this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He get's off on handing out his sloppy seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Stir my goat custard

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *Vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've still not seen the JL advert.
At the end of this advert it says 'look after yourself this Christmas'. Isn't that what the police get paid for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The police are just there to pick up the pieces really.
Personally responsibility for your own safety is needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They really need to arrest themselves
for wasting police time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends which bit of Malvern
Malvern Link can be a bit hairy at times
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Malvern Link
Dodgy part of town. Closest they get to it in this clip is the park.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The dog costumes
outrank all the rest of the PCSO cast.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:11, Reply)