OMG! It's like Christmas has come early.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:22,
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He's fifth, third if you don't count the toddlers, which I don't, I say a day off for all!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:56,
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HM Treasury to revise estimated exports of commemorative tableware.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:48,
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Excellent
This means my wife can buy new coasters.
Also there's going to be a day off for us plebs to sit and watch it on the telly isn't there?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 13:07,
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Huzzah!
That transatlantic trade deal with the merkins will be in the bag now fo' sho'!
Well done ginger balls!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:30,
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ooh. Trump (and others) protest fun.
we could have like, a list?...of likely attendees and a laminate about what noises and gestures to make.
Or scorecards to hold up like in 1970s gymnastics and the top score gets an old school shivving during the signing of the register. Maybe top three. Okay, top twenty and we'll see how it's looking and take it from there.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:17,
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Every attendee should get 1 box of confetti and 1 box of poo.
They can they decide who gets what thrown at them.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:53,
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I suppose they're just as entitled to the doomed and pointless persuit of happiness like the rest of us.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:59,
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A C-list actress.
Three years, tops. Then decades of embarrassing books, chat shows and allegations of institutional racism.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:06,
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I agree but it'll last longer than three years,
but once she's had two kids, no further bets.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:59,
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