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This is a link post Riki Oh: The Story of Ricky (Full Movie in Mandarin) NSFW
With subtitles. Don't want to watch the best kung-fu movie ever made? Then skip to 0:34:00 to see the finest fight:
1) Broken glass in the eyes: Blind!
2) Arm gouged with rambo knife, tendons cut!
3) Break water main with elbow, rinse out broken glass, see fine again!
4) Tie arm tendons back together with teeth and fingers from good arm!
5) Punch bad guy in back of head, ejecting eyeball!
6) Flip bad guy and punch in face, switch to x-ray mode to see bones break!

Yeah, Riki-Oh aka The Story of Ricky is the best movie of all time.
NSFW due to prodigious gore.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible film.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that's a classic.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post legendary stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post My gay filter
Will not let me open this
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just skip to 6:05
For the intro fight scene. It has an abused elder, intervention, and yes, gore.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 5:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I changed my mind.
Go to 0:14:54 for the bathroom fight. It's offensive.
Punching though someone's gut, ripping their insides out, and having their obese self fall backward onto the shower floor.

Nothing like it has ever been filmed. Nothing like it will be filmed again.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 5:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post FYI: They call him "Lik Wong"
Or Lik Wang, but you have to understand, Wang means king.
Lik means power.
Therefore, Lik Wang means Power King.
Besides the giggles, it has some mojo for your Chinese friends. Here it is, very easy to draw:
力王
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 5:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh.
Look closely on shelf, assistant warden is connoisseur of smut.

BTW, about gore and wooden acting, it's just very faithful in style to manga I think, which shouldn't surprise given such films as www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fist of the north star?!!!!!
ツ
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking mental
*clicks*
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)