
I've got 99 problems...
Cadbury Flake too crumbly for 99s, moan ice cream sellers

( , Fri 26 May 2023, 14:48, Reply)

harassed by a swan you try a relaxing bath which overflows forcing you to canoe to a field where you try painting to relax only to be ridden away on a gypsy caravan
( , Fri 26 May 2023, 16:13, Reply)

Got a fruit and nut bar the other day and it contained neither fruit nor nut
( , Fri 26 May 2023, 18:34, Reply)

And I do mean “flavored”.
( , Sat 27 May 2023, 8:26, Reply)

Mondelez are trying to fob off all of the expired, dried up Flake inventory they didn't manage to shift during the great Ice Cream Van Ban of 2020-2022 by shipping it as good and hoping that everything would be fine/nobody would notice.
( , Sat 27 May 2023, 7:05, Reply)

Fucking bunch of cunts, destroy everything they touch.
( , Sat 27 May 2023, 11:46, Reply)

isn't their USP that they have the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate?
( , Sat 27 May 2023, 12:55, Reply)