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This is a link post The punishment for leaving the EU? Death.
if you're a pregnant cow that is

Not going to wring my hands over the fate of a cow and a calf because I eat beef and drink milk.

However this has implications for the N.I. situation.
This either shows that the EU border is so fucking porous that a cow can stroll over and it's a joke that they're getting uppity over the situation and might as well leave it as it is.

Or that they take it so seriously there's no way we're going to satisfy their needs so might as well say fuck it. Ireland can put border controls up if it wants but we'll leave our side as it is thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I predict a cow straying over a border in a remote area of Eastern Europe will have absolutely no implications on anything

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That maybe true, but if it were to happen between Northern Ireland and Ireland the sky would definitely fall on our heads.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post they all want it as frictionless as possible so livestock can blunder across at will
If you read the GFA there's more about cows than people
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read the GFA many, many times. It's a very moo-ving document.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would have to be a brave cow to do that.
A Boss Taurus indeed.

*runs away giggling*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So are you in favour of a herd Brexit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post jersey what you've done?
some udders will start making cow puns now
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being so bullish

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the end of free moovement

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post free moovement is udder nonsense anyway

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tbf cows are EUtherian

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moo passports though

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cud not get that one, until I remembered your blue passport obsession.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They haven't got the stomach four it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... or it could be that "the border"
is simply a metonym for the interaction of a whole range of customs, regulatory, and - maybe one day - trade regimes, made extra spicy by a history of low-level warfare in the area that has been kept to a minimum over recent years by certain guarantees about that border the robustness of which are now open to serious question.

But, y'know, plug it into your tedious anti-EU paranoia whichever way you like. Whatever makes you happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also the Church of DUP cult.
A lovely blend of religion and politics.

...and Jesus said "NO, NO, NO, NEVER!".
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, don't have a cow man.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adding the words 'voting in favour of' before 'leaving' would make that a headline I could really get behind

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:11, , Reply)