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This is a normal post The mods for kerbal space programme are getting really realistic
I was watching that through my fingers thinking his eyes were going to fall out.
 (sithemong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a vindaloo like that a couple of weeks ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I just made a ludicrously hot Thai Red as a pre-emptive strike on a threatening cold
Frankly, if it can survive that it's welcome to take over my sinuses for a bit.

I'm expecting tomorrow to look a bit like the vid though...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have a small stock of US Sudafed that contains pseudoephedrine. *chucks over*
That'll sort out your sinuses in a jiffy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You've just reminded me of a long-forgotten Faith No More track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lvMNLhJrb0

The connection being a misheard lyric...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I see that, and raise you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My wifes still got a whole box of Tramadol from a c-section that I'm keeping handy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Never tried that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s a bit like an appendectomy

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post \•/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's meh
Meptazinol is not too bad, you get more pain relief for the amount of stomach issues and they look more cool, orange diamonds instead of little white ones, depends on your personal style I suppose... As a bonus it can make you pass out so hey, that means no pain =)

The only effective way to avoid pain so intense you truly wish for death is intravenous opioids.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of those self-administering morphine pumps when I last had surgery
Didn't use it much as I wasn't in too much pain. However, I knew I was in trouble when they came to remove the drain from the back of my cervical spine - they took the lock off it (that meant you couldn't give yourself more than three pumps at a time*) and told me to keep pressing the button until I 'felt sleepy'. I did - took a few but I was definitely a bit 'floaty' when the pulled the drain out. Still hurt like a bastard though.
I've kept most of the post-discharge meds - my medicine box would be worth a few bob on the street I reckon

*fnaaaar
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post christ man looks like you need some lactolase and maybe a few stitches afterwards aswell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that's my cum face
that is
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post should be shown to all 5 year olds who playfully say
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:15, Reply)