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This is a link post Wikipedia flatulence article
Somebody has kindly taken the time to record their own fart and added it to the wikipedia article on flatulence, in the interest of public knowledge.
Made me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In a similar vein
I'm currently working on this article.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_smoke_enema
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post look up the silent duck (NSFW)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Also known as the Cheddarplecker"
*boke*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This article needs attention from an expert on the subject.
Pfft!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 4:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't fart your breath will smell of poo poo
"Not all flatus is released from the body via the anus. When the partial pressure of any gas component of the intestinal lumen is higher than its partial pressure in the blood, that component enters into the bloodstream of the intestinal wall by the process of diffusion. As the blood passes through the lungs this gas can diffuse back out of the blood and be exhaled "
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if someone will
invent something that will make farts smell pleasant, like an arse-freshener taken as a liquid enema. . .. . . .......
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps one day
we will have intelligent wormy things that we will be able to employ to eat our undigested waste, excreting it as a substance not too dissimilar in smell to Lynx Africa.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Your arse could smell of poverty and political corruption.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. I learned something today.
Historical comment on the ability to fart at will is observed as early as St. Augustine's The City of God (5th century AD). Augustine mentions men who "have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing." The fact that mankind in general has lost this ability he attributes to the first sin of Adam and Eve and its consequences with respect to body control.[24] Intentional passing of gas and its use as entertainment for others appears to have been somewhat well-known in pre-modern Europe, according to mentions of it in medieval and later literature, including Rabelais.
Le Pétomane ("The Fartiste") was a famous French performer in the 19th century who, as well as many professional farters before him, did flatulence impressions and held shows. The performer Mr. Methane carries on Le Pétomane's tradition today. Also, a 2002 film Thunderpants revolves around a boy named Patrick Smash who has an ongoing flatulence problem since he was a newborn baby. He eventually learnt to overcome his problems and fulfilled his dreams including being an astronaut.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)