We get an internal email from our big cat keepers asking for scents every other month
The lions love them apparently. And speaking of zoos and cats:
A lynx has escaped Dartmoor Zoo
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The lions love them apparently. And speaking of zoos and cats:
A lynx has escaped Dartmoor Zoo
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Do you ever reply with "Sorry, we have no scents"?
You should do that next time, that would be really funny and your cred as a wordsmith will certainly go up in the office, you could even end it with 'bro', that way you'll be considered kind of an urban wordsmith.
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I will sellotape this witty reply along the top of this monitor
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Jane Austen wrote a book about big cats and their olfactory systems
"Scents and Scents-Ability".
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"Scents and Scents-Ability".
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I love London Zoo.
It's this man's Field/Park of choice when I'm in Northeast London.
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It's this man's Field/Park of choice when I'm in Northeast London.
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This does indeed appear to be a thing
I know you're the expert here, but I saw a documentary the other day, and they were spraying perfume on a log for the lions to play with and explaining that certain perfumes get better ractions and that Chanel no5 seemed to be one of their favourites :)
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I know you're the expert here, but I saw a documentary the other day, and they were spraying perfume on a log for the lions to play with and explaining that certain perfumes get better ractions and that Chanel no5 seemed to be one of their favourites :)
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I go to my local hairdresser to get hair off the floor to stuff into the wife's discarded tights and then hang them in the garden.
The foxes fucking hate it and fuck off.
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The foxes fucking hate it and fuck off.
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Can't tell if this is a joke or not?
Do foxes really get put off my human hair? I reeeeeally hate them fucking outside my window at night and am willing to try anything.
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Do foxes really get put off my human hair? I reeeeeally hate them fucking outside my window at night and am willing to try anything.
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They smell it and think a human is already there. Trufax.
Or maybe my south London foxes are slightly retarded from all that fried chicken. I just change it every couple of weeks. Not sure how long it actually works.
The old man, who lives out in the country with real foxes, actually used tiger shit from a nearby safari park type thing but they got used to it and still broke into the chicken hut just to kill and not eat what was inside. Cunts.
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Or maybe my south London foxes are slightly retarded from all that fried chicken. I just change it every couple of weeks. Not sure how long it actually works.
The old man, who lives out in the country with real foxes, actually used tiger shit from a nearby safari park type thing but they got used to it and still broke into the chicken hut just to kill and not eat what was inside. Cunts.
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I definitely think he should try fucking them.
My friend Dangerous Dave once put his dick in a goat at a farm, have any goats every came into his garden in North London?
No.
Science.
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My friend Dangerous Dave once put his dick in a goat at a farm, have any goats every came into his garden in North London?
No.
Science.
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