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This is a link post Zoo Jeans.
I want a pair 'designed' by sloths.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post We get an internal email from our big cat keepers asking for scents every other month
The lions love them apparently. And speaking of zoos and cats:

A lynx has escaped Dartmoor Zoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
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Do you ever reply with "Sorry, we have no scents"?

You should do that next time, that would be really funny and your cred as a wordsmith will certainly go up in the office, you could even end it with 'bro', that way you'll be considered kind of an urban wordsmith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will sellotape this witty reply along the top of this monitor

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a monitor lizard?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jane Austen wrote a book about big cats and their olfactory systems
"Scents and Scents-Ability".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post pride and prejudice, surely?

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't talk non scents

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This is a normal post I love London Zoo.
It's this man's Field/Park of choice when I'm in Northeast London.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, you like dogging among the dingos?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emma

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Mr. Knightley!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This does indeed appear to be a thing
I know you're the expert here, but I saw a documentary the other day, and they were spraying perfume on a log for the lions to play with and explaining that certain perfumes get better ractions and that Chanel no5 seemed to be one of their favourites :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I go to my local hairdresser to get hair off the floor to stuff into the wife's discarded tights and then hang them in the garden.
The foxes fucking hate it and fuck off.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't tell if this is a joke or not?
Do foxes really get put off my human hair? I reeeeeally hate them fucking outside my window at night and am willing to try anything.
 (sithemong, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
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Try joining in, i'm sure that will get rid of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They smell it and think a human is already there. Trufax.
Or maybe my south London foxes are slightly retarded from all that fried chicken. I just change it every couple of weeks. Not sure how long it actually works.

The old man, who lives out in the country with real foxes, actually used tiger shit from a nearby safari park type thing but they got used to it and still broke into the chicken hut just to kill and not eat what was inside. Cunts.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I definitely think he should try fucking them.
My friend Dangerous Dave once put his dick in a goat at a farm, have any goats every came into his garden in North London?

No.

Science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does she ping them across the room like a big rubber band?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to send this to Kanye.
With any luck he'll decide he needs to wear the clothes in a lion enclosure to make his next fashion line.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish sticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone loves fish sticks!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chimps can redesign faces

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:22, , Reply)