I don't have a story to relay on this subject, more an allegory.
A baby bird was sat by the side of the road one sunny day and was enjoying the feel of the sun warming its wings. Unfortunately a passing carriage went by and the horses drawing it chose that moment to unload their bowels. The baby bird found itself buried in horse shit and just about managed to shake its head free and get enough height to breathe easy above the surface of the horse crap.

After a while the sun hardened the poo and the bird realised it would probably just have to wait until the sun dried up the manure and cracked open, letting it escape. So, apart from the actual inconvenience of being immobilised, it was still a nice sunny day with a fresh breeze carrying away the smell of the ordure, and thanking his lucky stars, the baby bird began to sing.

The tweeting from a low level attracted the attention of a passing hungry fox. The fox wandered up and enquired of the bird "What makes you so happy, my fine feathered friend, what with you being buried in horse crap?"

The naive bird replied "Oh, but Mr Fox, the day is lovely, the breeze is refreshing and I shall soon be free of this scatological prison, why be anything other than grateful?"

The fox thought about this and asked the baby bird "But what if I set you free from your unfortunate trap right now?"

Considering the offer for a moment, the innocent bird exclaimed "Oh Mr Fox, that would be simply wonderful! Please, yes, I would love for you to help me escape!".

So the fox pawed at the muck until he had broken the crust and the baby bird was able to struggle free.

"Oh Mr Fox," the baby bird twittered, "You have done me such a service, how ever can I repay you?" in earnest.

"Well," said the fox grinning evilly, "This is where you find out" and gobbled him up in an instant.

So there are morals to the story:-

1. Not everyone who shits on you from a great height is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is your friend.
3. If you're up to your neck in shit, shut the fuck up.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 20:37, 10 replies)

you make a convincing arguement
but i am yet to see point 1 proven
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 21:04, closed)

There are ladies in Thailand
who for a modest fee, will do exactly that.

A friend told me about it.
(username failed moderation, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:04, closed)

I'm sure I've been emailed this on more than one occasion.
By my dad.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:20, closed)

Have you tidied your room yet?
and take the bins out while you're at it young man.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:09, closed)

So the fox ate the bird while it was covered in shit?

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:47, closed)

As a member of the canine family
I would not rule it out. There's very little that some domestic dogs won't eat so hungry wild fox, why not?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:04, closed)

Yes, that sounds about right.
After seeing next door's dog eat its own vomit then lick its own balls then I'd tend to agree.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:48, closed)

I am appalled and disgusted by your 'erotic' scatalogical yiff vore story. You are clearly on the wrong forum, please fuck off to 4chan.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:59, closed)

Fucking furries.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 18:52, closed)

AND
Fucking featheries.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 9:54, closed)