With friends like that...
The old classic, passing pervy notes around at the back of class during an afternoon maths lesson in high school. Six of us were involved, all sniggering, all joining in and no one objecting, though muggins here was the one who got caught trying to dispose of the note as I had done most of the writing. So there we all are, hauled before the head of year, heads bowed, feeling ashamed, those terrible words ringing in our ears 'disappointed', 'adolescent behaviour' (you all know the ones, you've all heard them before)...
...anyway, I was called back in to the head of year's office the next day for a chat. Apparently my five 'closest' mates had all sneaked back after the end of that school day and blamed it all on me. "I just thought you ought to know what your 'friends' are like." she said. "I know all of you were involved." The fuckers.
(donkiddick, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:14, 3 replies)

'Adolescent behaviour'.
I love how at school this is something that is seen as something to be ashamed of, yet in my experience every adult male loves the odd knob/arse/toilet gag.

Are teachers some sort of different breed that don't?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:39, closed)

"Adolescent behaviour" as a criticism
...when you're at school, and an adolescent. Exactly what sort of behaviour is an adolescent supposed to exhibit if not 'adolescent behaviour'? The clue's in the name, teachers.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 18:27, closed)

Don't go there
I actually did once get asked "Do you have any excuse for this adolescent behaviour?" and answered "We're... Adolescents?". Got an extra detention for "talking back", which I felt was somewhat unfair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:34, closed)