If You Can't Beat 'Em
I had a job with the Yorkshire Space Agency where I had to persuade people to go and look through this fuck-off telescope and then tell their mates how great it was.

Yup - my job was getting people into t'Hubble.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 5:15, 11 replies)

Your heart doesn't seem to be in it any more :(

(McChinaman banned, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:41, closed)

I'm Not The Man I Was
- literally. Just got back from hospital where they've removed a few feet of my bowel...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:34, closed)

Yikes.
Get well.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:50, closed)

of my bowel
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:09, closed)

Oh
well played sir!
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:10, closed)

What he ^ said though, yikes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 12:22, closed)

Ouch,
Hope you're alright now though! This happened to my uncle - not nice at all...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:12, closed)

You do realise that in Yorkshire people don't pronounce the 't' in such abbreviations, don't you?
It's a glottal stop. Don't let that put you off telling a really shit joke though.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:10, closed)

They do pronounce it, but they append it onto the previous word.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:26, closed)

"Yup - my job was getting people int' Hubble."

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:49, closed)