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I'm sure my Dad thought I was gay, or was going to turn out gay. I didn't like football, motor racing, darts or cars in anyway. I was bookish and drew pictures of superheroes. It was the late 70's and he came from a different age. Every evening he would walk in the door from the factory where he worked as a machine smith making flutes, sit down at the table where myself and my sister were waiting as Mum dished up the dinner, he'd pull out a folded copy of the sun from his back pocket, open it to page 3, turn the black and white image of the semi naked stunna towards me and pronounce 'Cor, look at them son. Don't get many of them to the pound do ya!' or 'She won't sink in the swimming baths eh!' or 'Get a couple of warm spoons son, pop 'em back in eh!'.

To this day I do not know what reaction he expected.

I was 7.
(onemunki Down there for dancing, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 11:38, 16 replies)

I can distinctly remember my mum offering to buy me a porno mag as she drove me down to the train station to head back to university, one year.
Brr.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:37, closed)

which one did you choose?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 13:34, closed)

Something involving MILFs, I would hope.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2016, 14:00, closed)

"You know I always avoided the question whenever you asked me what my job was? I think you're old enough to understand, now"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 19:40, closed)

😲
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 22:30, closed)

A newsagent?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:53, closed)

My mum
thought I was gay for a while. She used to keep pointing out good looking boys to me. When I brought a girl back home to meet her, I think she was sort of disappointed.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 12:43, closed)

Haha YOUR ALL GAY

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 15:43, closed)

*You're*




.....semi literate.






And gay.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 20:47, closed)

you fucking spastic

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:39, closed)

^

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jun 2016, 15:51, closed)

Congratulations on not getting the joke, you fucking gay spastic

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Jun 2016, 18:19, closed)

I was 7 28 YEARS OLD, I WAS.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2016, 21:21, closed)