Stories of unsurpassed brilliance
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
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unknown, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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A Long Time Ago...
...in a game of twenty questions, far away.
Him: Is it an animal?
Me: Yes.
Him: Does it have four legs?
Me: Yes.
Him: Can it fly?
Me: ...
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FieldingMellish, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 6:38,
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...There's only one way to find out, COW CATAPULT! ?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:16,
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Fetché la vache!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:28,
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Fetchez surely?
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 28 Nov 2016, 20:08,
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A griffin.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:17,
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flying squirrrel, sugar glider, man. Not that stupid a question...
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Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:48,
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Gliding isn't flying, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 13:40,
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It's "falling with style"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:24,
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A bee has 4 legs, easily
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 10:14,
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The Spice Girls.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 12:19,
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Reminds me of this old chestnut:
What's got four legs and flies?
A dead dog.
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_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 17:11,
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Two pairs of trousers
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:21,
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A bat
There's over a thousand different species.
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Hei Poro "Hello Reindeer" in Finnish, Wed 23 Nov 2016, 19:36,
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And they all have two legs.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 6:20,
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This thread could be gold, if this keeps up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 9:51,
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At least
Bats have 4
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An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 28 Nov 2016, 20:09,
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Dragon
Hippogriff as well, if we're allowed fictional ones
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 13:23,
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Elephant
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Peej, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 17:58,
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Top answer.
You know the whole problem wasn't getting the elephants to fly, it was getting enough cheese to pay off the mouse pilots.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Nov 2016, 8:14,
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"Yes sir, it's flying now sir"
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immadme, Thu 24 Nov 2016, 21:12,
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 17:06,
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It looks so much happier now that it's been taken away from Zouwan and doesn't have to wear tights anymore.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Dec 2016, 18:16,
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