Stories of unsurpassed brilliance
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
( , Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
( , Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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A Long Time Ago...
...in a game of twenty questions, far away.
Him: Is it an animal?
Me: Yes.
Him: Does it have four legs?
Me: Yes.
Him: Can it fly?
Me: ...
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 6:38, 27 replies)
...in a game of twenty questions, far away.
Him: Is it an animal?
Me: Yes.
Him: Does it have four legs?
Me: Yes.
Him: Can it fly?
Me: ...
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 6:38, 27 replies)
flying squirrrel, sugar glider, man. Not that stupid a question...
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:48, closed)
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 9:48, closed)
Reminds me of this old chestnut:
What's got four legs and flies?
A dead dog.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 17:11, closed)
What's got four legs and flies?
A dead dog.
( , Wed 23 Nov 2016, 17:11, closed)
Top answer.
You know the whole problem wasn't getting the elephants to fly, it was getting enough cheese to pay off the mouse pilots.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2016, 8:14, closed)
You know the whole problem wasn't getting the elephants to fly, it was getting enough cheese to pay off the mouse pilots.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2016, 8:14, closed)
It looks so much happier now that it's been taken away from Zouwan and doesn't have to wear tights anymore.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2016, 18:16, closed)
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