Stories of unsurpassed brillianceThis "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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gasIn Malta, cooking and heating it generally by Gas. You can pick up bottles at specific points and some entrepreneurial grocer shops. So, I need gas and visit a local shop that I know normally has a few bottles. The conversation.
Me ; Do you have any Gas bottles please?
Shop: No. Try tomorrow, eh.
Me: Are you having a delivery tomorrow?
Shop: No
Me: So will you have any in tomorrow?
Shop: No
Me: So why should I come tomorrow?
Shop: Just try eh...
Since this incident, I have spontaneous combusted due to 'idiot' frustration.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2016, 17:18, 6 replies)
No(, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 8:17, closed)
Not sure whether you misunderstand Malta or I do. I was under the impression that a kind laissez-faire attitude was abundant so there would be no delivery schedule?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2016, 19:01, closed)
When I went to Malta I thought it might be like Greece and you had to put your shitty bog roll in the bin. Apparently you do not. Oops.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Nov 2016, 10:34,
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You might findthis useful.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 1 Dec 2016, 21:43,
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