Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Unlike ScaryduckI don't even pretend to have scruples. As soon as I became editor of the tedious rag I'm in charge of, I sent off letters to all the finest eateries and hotels in the area, aprising them of the fact that my readership are all stinking rich.
And, lo, the replies doth verily come back every week inviting me to stay in the best rooms and eat for free in the cordon bleu resturants. Just last weekend I was staying in a £200 a night room and dining on the rarest titbits that the culinary art can produce. AND I got a free breakfast.
Did that stop me thieving all the bathroom goodies and filling my pockets with pots of French yoghurt at breakfast? It did not. The world owes me and I'm claiming in full.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:48, 1 reply)
Nice!Nice!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 21:45, closed)
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