Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Reppin'I used to be a holiday rep. I was fired after a month or so when they discovered they'd hired an ill-tempered, cynical misanthrope with a particular hatred of tourists - but the freebies were great.
There was a strict rule that we weren't allowed to wear our polyester uniforms when in bars or restaurants so as not to bring the company into disrepute. But the locals believed the sight of my logo-emblazoned shirt was a signal to the tourists that theirs was the business of choice, and so they encouraged me to break the rules.
Long story short - I ate at every restaurant in town and drank at every bar FOR FREE every day for about six weeks. Never paid for a thing. And when I went back there on holiday the next year, they thought I'd come back as a rep and they gave me everything for free again. Including accommodation.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:58, 3 replies)
And...were you expertly fellated by the restauranteur's daughter?
"Ahh, Meester Spencer, pleease a-come in, *clap clap* gianola, come and-a suck-a meesta spencers a-cock, an a-no spittin, capish?"
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 15:10, closed)
What the fuckis a holiday rep?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 8:49, closed)
Yay...... for ill-tempered, cynical misanthropes.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:39, closed)
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