Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Good effortbut witty lies and untruths need to be shorter to be funny. I suggest you have a quick read through FrankSpencer and Apeloverage's posts to see how they've done it.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 15:48, Reply)
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