Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Mickey MouseI went on a skiing trip to Austria with Ford in the early 90's and beer was about £3 for a half in the hotel.
Ford picked up the tab but wouldn't pay for beer in the bar the tight bastards so we (about 30 dealers) got the room number for the Marketing Director of Ford and just billed his room, signing "M Mouse", "D Duck", "Mike Hunt" et al.
That was a VERY big bill he got and he didn't see the funny side...
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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