Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I used my company car to 'prong chicks'.I was a young 21 year old and the year was 1993. I was given a 2 year old Astra GTE in polar white by the company I was working for.
Regularly around the streets of a grotty market town in Cambrigeshire, I could be seen wheelspinning away from the lights and doing donuts in the market square as a way of getting girls to put out for me on the back seat.
On one particular occasion, I pulled a wheelspin so long, that I lost 5mm of tyre rubber and left a skidmark 200 meters long which was only visible once the cloud of acrid rubber and exhaust smoke had cleared.
It wasnt all bad though. Tracey - who had big tits and wore greyhound skirts (2 inches away from the hare), was so impressed she slid over to my car on a veritable skid pan of fanny batter and sat on my face THERE AND THEN.
When I gave that car back the back seat had to be industrially cleaned and they were finding used johnnies in the creases in the seats for months after.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:33, 3 replies)
1993 + 21 yo + Astra GTE = BOSS OF THE TOWN!!
Only ever managed to own an Opel Cadett SR myself, before they were consigned to the scrapyard of taste. But still, nice motor that!!
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 22:48, closed)
It wasnt badMind you the digital dash used to pack up at inopportune moments, especially when you didnt know exactly how far over the speed limit you actually were.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 17:14, closed)
WoWYou used "Greyhound skirt" - one of my fave phrases !
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(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 8:13, closed)
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