Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I've been at university for one month and eight daysAnd so far I've been to three graduate careers events for second and third years just because they give out free stuff.
1) "Hello there, I'm interested in working for you..."
2) Wait for them to stop talking (often several minutes)
3) Appear interested throughout
4) Smile and grab all the free stuff they've got
5) Try and remember what the company was called as you walk away
6) ??
7) Profit.
Haul so far: A mug, three mousemats, many pens, paperclips, post-it notes, two 2008 diaries, a British Intelligence poster, a bar of chocolate, a pot of "fair trade" (pfft) cocoa powder, a spatula and a banana stress toy.
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zeltergiset, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:40,
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Great isn't it?I haven't bought pens or pencils in many years. Just go to a Carreer Fair and grab stuff. Sometimes they have other neat stuff too.
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"A mug, three mousemats, many pens, paperclips, post-it notes, two 2008 diaries, a British Intelligence poster, a bar of chocolate, a pot of "fair trade" (pfft) cocoa powder, a spatula and a banana stress toy."Sounds like a bit of an effort for what essentially amounts to a load of shit.
Fair play to you though, guess there's always e-bay and that eh?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 19:27, closed)
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