Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I stuck two fingers up at freebie lunch and a major royal ...... accidentally!
Having been invited by phone to freebie lunch in a posh club in London where Phil the Greek was going to be in attendance it duly was added to my diary. The day dawned and as I took the train was amused to read the Queen was doing her little chat to Parliament - Phil must be skiving off and getting trollied with us instead - what a lad!
Only to arrive at a very _quiet_ "club" on Picadilly opened the envelope with the invitation inside - swore - and went to Starbucks.
Length? 24 hours late ...
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 17:22, Reply)
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